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My awards for awarding the awardable and unawardable alike

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How many times have you said “I’ll do it when I get around to it!”  Well, here you are.  Your very own Round Tuit. And the only thing you have to do to claim it is answer a few questions, either here in the comments or somewhere else and link to it.

5 things you said you’d do when you got a roundtuit
5 things from your bucket list
5 true but little known facts about yourself
5 favorites, of your interpretation

Have fun!

And yet another award…this one is for awarding those “special” people.  You know…the ones you want to slap, but you’re above all that.

The Story Of The Hertz Donut

A snotty rich man came to a car dealership, picking and arguing and generally dismissing every car the harried salesman could show him.  Finally, having had enough, the salesman sighed, theatrically, and shook his head.  ”I don’t know…only thing I can think of is the new Hertz Donut…but you wouldn’t be interested in that. Here, let’s go look at this one.”

The rich man was intrigued, and as he walked behind the salesman, he stated “Enough!  I want to see the Hertz Donut!”  The salesman stopped, and looked back with a surprised look.  ”You do?  It’s pretty expensive…”  ”I can afford it…I can afford anything I want!” sniffed the rich man.  ”Now show me, or I’ll buy this miserable place just so I can fire you.”

The salesman turned away so that the man couldn’t see the gleam in his eyes, and nodded.  ”Alright then…I guess I’ll have to show you.  We keep it around back…”  He began walking around the building, the rich man close on his heels.  They approached a small locked shed, which the salesman unlocked and gestured the rich man to come forward, to look.

As he moved forward, the salesman moved back, making sure he was out of sight of the security camera’s…and as the rich man was peering into the dark shed, the salesman reared back and delivered a strong kick right at the rich mans richly trousered rear end.  He tumbled forward, scrambled up with an outraged look on his face.  ”What in the hell was that for?”

The salesman just grinned, standing there, hands in his pocket, as he said… “Hurts, don’t it?”

So, yeah.  To claim this award there are a few questions to answer.  You can either answer them here in the comments or somewhere else and link to it.

5 attitudes you hate/dislike
5 pet peeves
5 annoying quirks
5 people/types of people you’d like to Gibbs-slap*
( *pop on the back of the head with an open hand )

 

Have fun, and happy awarding!

 

KC